Drew Faust Announces New Cuts

Speaking from Massachusetts Hall last night, Harvard University President Drew Giplan Faust announced power cuts in a radical plan to salvage the $2bn loss in the university’s endowment.

Email Déjà Vu

  The DNC just can’t seem to brush off those damned emails.

RNC Collision Course

A meteorite threatens the future of humanity, but the RNC sees no way out.

Pence Says ‘Yes’

After years of soul-searching and three marriages, Donald Trump has found the one.

Eternally at Half-Staff

Hillary Ad Blitz

Recent reports suggest the Clinton Campaign has outdone Trump when it comes to raising money. Here’s where it all goes.